Diary of a Corporate Citizen

Meeting Survival Kit

Welcome to the workplace you know

Diary of a Corporate Citizen is an illustrated satire about meetings, buzzwords, reorgs, slide decks, and one genuine attempt to return five minutes to people.

A year of meetings, buzzwords, and five-minute wins.

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A year of meetings, buzzwords, and five-minute wins.

Artifacts from the Workplace

Small documents from a large problem.

Buzzword Bingo for meetings where every square fills itself.
For meetings where every square fills itself.
A weather event caused by one unnecessary email.
A weather event caused by one unnecessary email.
The meeting room tells story. The coffee machine tells the truth.
The meeting room tells story. The coffee machine tells the truth.
Jargon Jar: A revenue stream for employee appreciation.
A revenue stream for employee appreciation.
Be more strategic: Is there a strategy for being strategic?
Is there a strategy for being strategic?
Remove Tray 3. There is no Tray 3!
Remove Tray 3. There is no Tray 3!
Meet Andy

Meet Andy

Associate Manager, TBD

Corporate Citizen. Buzzword and meeting survivor.

Andy has survived kickoff meetings, reorgs, budget freezes, vague stretch assignments, and the phrase “be more strategic.”

He does not lead revolutions.
He does not write manifestos.
He does not ask for an 80-slide transformation deck.

He notices what wastes time, cuts one small thing, and proves it with minutes. In corporate life that counts as ambition.

Join fellow corporate citizens. Get your meeting survival kit.

Buzzword Bingo, meeting survival notes, and a corporate lexicon sampler.
No spam. No surprise all-hands.
Future artifacts may follow, pending alignment.

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